Have you seen this man?
No, it's not Booger. Although he looks like Booger. He is henceforth the man who is known as the man who looks like Booger. He's actually Ron Howard's brother, hence the baldness. Who knew Opie had a brother.
Time out for some cheese...one of my mom's favorite stories to tell about my dad is about when they went to see American Graffitti. When Ron Howard shows up in the movie, my dad squealed with delight for all to hear, "It's little Opie!!!" Yup, sounds like my dad. She used to tell that story a lot, so by the time I finally saw the movie, it was all I could think of. Part of me still thinks if my dad hadn't been so selfish, they would still be together.
Support Booger's lookalike. See more Ron Howard movies...wait, I didn't say that. DON'T see more Ron Howard movies. Some of them suck. Seriously...except Willow :)
posted by Circe @ 9:10 PM
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9 Comments:
This has to be one of thee most boring post you've ever made... the Mom/ Dad story is nice and all, but really, come on, can you stop the Hollywood worship for one day... or, at least, post something with a little more punch than Ron Howard's fucking brother.
I'm up late writing another play. I like it. It's not David Mamet at all...
I'll show it to you tomorrow. (He says naughtily.)
You missed Siobhan's concert last night. I went to GBM after with Chris, Mel and Shev after the show.
GBM: Great Bowel Movement.
KissKiss
That fucking hurt. The sole purpose of my blog is not to entertain you, it's to put out whatever is on my mind. And Ron Howard's brother was on my mind. We watched Cinderella Man and he was in it...so we looked him up. Whatever. It's NOT all about you.
Anyway, there was no way we could have gone on Friday night. My mom works this weekend and I didn't have a chance to ask anyone else to sit with Sophie. I'm a fucking loser, who is boring, hideous, fat and totally incapable of finding babysitters. So, there.
Oh... yeah... it is all about entertaining me! I write for you... you write for me....
or else!
C'mon, Ron Howard's brother, is the only good thing to come across your mind! I was saying most of your posts are great... this one was not up to snuff...
What's really on your mind?
Free yourself... let it out girl...
You just want me to write about shaved sqveaver. :)
Yeah, you're fat. Whatever.
Yo, she is so fat...
It's actually really sad, because Shari is so obviously overweight, and she goes about compensating and pretending she's not fat, by walking around in this skinny body!
Anyway, I know she's fat, because, one time, I st down next to her and said "Hi, fat person!" and she totally said "Hi" back; pretty much admitting that she was, indeed, fat.
Let's joke about Shari's fatness some more!
I just made these up:
Shari is so fat her feet have double chins
ha! ha! good one!
Shari is so fat she greases pans with her breath
another!
Shari is so fat light bends toward her
stop! stop! ahhh... man...
Shari is so fat lighthouses bend toward her
Oh... you're killing me...
Shari is so fat she has U.N. representation
Waaaahhaaaahaaa!!
Shari is so fat her hair has love handles
Oooo! Good one.... scorch!
Shari is so fat she jumped in the ocean and three small islands went below sea level
Oh... man... this is so much fun...
Now, if only Shari would stop hiding all that fat behind her deceptive Wall of Thin!
More later, perhaps.
Wait, wait... I got another one...
Shari is so fat her cholesterol filed an appeal to Amnesty International.
oh... man... that's a great one...
Shari is so fat her flesh has tides.
Anyway... wrote seven pages of a new play last night. It's about porn. Can't beat that. I think it's pretty good so far.
Another one...
Shari is so fat her cellulite has border guards.
O.K. I'll stop now.
I know!
Shari's so fat, she hosted the X-Games!
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